First things first β how honest do you want us to be?
I don't know you yet
First date energy. We'll focus on the positives and gently mention the, uh, opportunities for improvement.
I've played with you before...
I have eyes. Backhanded compliments. Knowing looks. We've been through a round together and I remember everything.
You're in the shed.
You know what you did. No mercy, no survivors, no diplomatic phrasing. The shed door is open and the data is waiting.
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The truth, unfiltered
Club-by-club carry, speed, spin, and dispersion. Benchmarked against avg male golfers and tour pros.
Your roast, your rules
Pick your honesty level. Nice coach, knowing buddy, or full scorched-earth. You decide how much you can handle.
The card you'll share
A results card that summarizes your session. Bragging rights optional. Cringing rights guaranteed.